rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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