oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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