Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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