i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
