How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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