pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize