Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i think my tv is drunk
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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