If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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