I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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