watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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