My brain says no but my pants say off.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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