do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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