My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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