Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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