i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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