this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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