I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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