You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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