i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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