sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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