Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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