When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He? As in you personified your dick?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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