She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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