I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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