Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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