I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The struggles of a small town man whore
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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