It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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