CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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