I wanna bring you to show and tell
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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