go do what you do best...puke behind churches
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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