Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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