just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We had sex on a dog bed..
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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