Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i came on her dog
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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