I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
you never un-have a 4some
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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