bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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