pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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