Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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