Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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