3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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