i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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