Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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