Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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