"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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