It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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