I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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