Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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