Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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