Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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