in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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