I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
