I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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