You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
