hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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