Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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