I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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