Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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