One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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